Russian omelette

when Ukrainian politicians don’t agree they throw eggs and smoke bombs at each other. I’m wondering if this thing will catch on in other parliaments around the world

-pasta and tomato sauce in Italian parliament

– cheese and garlic in France

– chorizo in Spain

– kunafe and pistachios in Syria

– taboule and kebeh in Lebanon

– plates of kushari in Egypt

– sweet and sour chicken in China…..oh no wait they can’t argue in Chinese parliament….do they have a parliament?

– dates and kleija in Iraq……oh no hang on, they already throw suicide bombers at each other, scrap the dates they would be melted by one of the bombs

for the curious ones, the Ukrainian argument was about the presence of Russian naval force in Ukrainian soil (the extension of a lease on a Russian naval base in the Crimea to be more precise)

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