bedtime randomz

been a while since i wrote randoms

– what is it with Russian hookers??? why are they sooo rude and nasty. the skinnier the nastier

-wearing a black thong under a white skin tight dress doesn’t make you sexy, it makes you color blind

– what is it with men and high heels, the minute you mount your ass on a few inches and all they see is monica bellucci

– if your 1 year old kid doesn’t like it where you are and starts jumping on other people’s feet take him home. dont believe it when people smile at you and say he is charming

– most cab drivers cannot drive…they can only cab

– having fizzy water with hot food is a bad idea…bad bad bad idea, unless you want to pretend ur a dragon

– if you have a water leak (no matter how small) don’t leave it and go away for a few days hoping it will “dry out”. unless you wanted an indoors pool

– are married men attracted to a certain type of women? i’m talking about women who aren’t their wife of course

– caught you starin at maahh legs, don’t look away pretend you didn’t. you got caught too late

– texting a girl past midnight offering a massage is considered flirting, if your wife is sleeping next to you or sitting next to you watching tv while you send that message then its considered to be rude

– you should always wear protection……eye protection that is. at night, it is advisable to go out wearing sunglasses/hat-cap (either one of them or both is even better); you never know when the midnight sun will strike. best be safe

– wearing fake arm tattoo sleeves desn’t make you cool…not sure what it makes you

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