trying to get his mitts in her oven?

stumbled on this one while flicking through the tv this morning, my next job i wanna be a lyric writer i already have the main words in my vocabulary all i have to do is write each word on a piece of paper, toss’em in a hat and then pull them out one at a time hoping they would rhyme

here goes

It’s like one, two, three, fuck it (sorry couldn’t remember what came after 3)
I’m bout to take this drink and just stuff it (chicken stuffing that is)
Fish tank this thing along with four more shots (best to keep your audience interested don’t lay out all your cards….keep’em guessing, does she mean tequila or is it rhum or voddy….what shots is she talking about? oooo could it be gun shots?)
of Patron I give a fuck about going home (so was that i wanna go home or i dont wanna go home…or is it i don’t care if i go home or not……that’s it keep the game keep’em guessing)
Straight buzzin Robotussin (not typos, Robotussin is Robutussin OK, you don’t need to know what it is its a secret word if you find out what it is you will have to be killed. this might be related to Robitussin the cough syrup…..but you’ll never know)
Wanna get ya mitts in my oven (ain’t talking about a cake here, and no relation to the earlier chicken stuffing action)
Wanna get a lick of this lovin (need i explain?)
G-g-g-get a lick of this lovin (direct order :-o)
Yeah, I like it loud (thought you might do)
And I’ll make you shout 
G-give you that Black Eyed Peas (did they pay for this?)
You know that Boom Boom Pow 
If you wanna get with me 
There’s some things you gotta know 
I like my beats fast (of course she’s talking about music beats)
And my bass down low (and yes this is definitely about the instrument)

oki need a lil more training and a few more word and i can write my own chart topper. next week we will do “make your own music video” (we might even use the same example)


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