Category Archives: fashion police

L’Odyssée de Cartier

a few facts are always welcome in a world full of uncertainties:

– diamonds are a girl’s best friend

Cartier makes beautiful things (mainly jewelry)

Cartier uses a lot of diamonds = Cartier can be one of girl’s best friends

– the following video is beautiful


in case you are interested in the video’s details: it took Cartier 2 years and 4 million Euros to complete the work, produced by Marcel agency and film was shot in Prague, Paris, Italy and Spain. The video traces the history of the famous jeweler’s as well as putting an emphasis on its core values of refined and elegant creativity.

Bernard Fournas (Cartier‘s CEO) said about the showreel “we want to portray that we at Cartier are at the opposite of fashion  temporary and disposable, we are timeless. When our teams create, develop and produce they have a unique way of thinking. Our products are conceived for life and not for a few fashion seasons”

In the video you will notice a few iconic Cartier pieces like Cartier’s Panther the house’s icon since 1904  (might be a one for the girls to recognise)

and if you don’t care much for jewels well its a really nice video production from the technical point of view


The Chav & The Gentleman

to be continued……….

don’t let the fashion police catch ya

wearing your boxer shots outdoors, casually walking pretending they are normal shorts. confidence in your look is attractive, but trying to make us believe boxers are a pair of short shorts isn’t

don’t let them catch ya wearing:

– suspenders (although on the right person with the right pair of pants and the right shirt/t-shirt they can be to die for)

– suspenders hanging on your ass (no matter who wears them and what pants, the only way this will look hot is if you have a nice tanned 6 pack and are topless…….but then again this is a super thin line to passing on to the gay side of the fence)

– orange is a nice dynamic color, but don’t match your bright orange t-shirt to a pair of bright orange trainers. this will only work if you are 5 years old or younger, and even then your mom’s taste will be questioned

for a close up this orange lover is also on the top picture

i have been promoted to the rank of detective with the fashion -police, i am trigger happy i’ll shoot at will and you shall enter my wall of shame. be afraid, be very afraid