Category Archives: media

well done TNT


very appropriate

after a full long, very long, very very long day of ad agency presentation the below is very appropriate.

an ad agency presentation day is when a bunch of ad agencies come to see you and sell themselves, most of them believe in ruling by numbers (only 2or 3 people are needed, but usually 8 or 10 come along to fill your eyeballs)…………they try to explain your job to you and they apparently know more about your product than yourself, I mean off course they know you only created it and own it what do you know about it………now these guys with their Google stats fresh off the web that obviously no one would know how to get (especially not you the client) should be paid millions to run things for you while you stupidly continue on with your void of knowledge work life. One of them was arrogant enough/ or was it confident enough to try and give us a lesson in Facebook and Twitter…………..the room’s age group barely went over 35 so it was a bit like trying to give a teenage boy a lesson in Playstation 3

 

anyhow i leave you with this


oh no they diii’eeent


leave the ordinary behind

Al Jumeirah group for Burj Al Arab, i guess their room sales went down. maybe they should try third class European tour operators


mon minou tout doux

been a while since i posted about ads, the opportunity just came up to post a new one. I am speechless at the latest work of Veet (Reckitt Benckiser) in case you don’t know them, they specialise in women hair removal products. Wax, razors, mousse….etc

I would die to get a peek into how much these masterminds got paid for their idea and execution and how much pot did the Reckitt Benckiser had to smoke to allow this to go on air (and yet again off course this is a French campaign, this would only happen in France)

their latest campaign features a female cat singing about how  “mon minou est tout doux” which literally translates to “my kitty is so soft”……but actually the real translation is “my lady genital area is so soft”

these marketing and creative geniusus got paid to make an animated Lolita cat (Lolita: a seductive adolescent girl or a sexually precocious young girl)  sing about how when her “kitty” is so soft it  does “miaww miaww”,  but when her “kitty” is prickly it does “poo poo”

on the list when her “minou/kitty” is so soft it has the following characterestics:

– it goes “miaww miaww”

– it likes to be caressed everywhere

– its her treasure her crown jewls

– its worth it

– its super cute

but when lolita cat doesn’t use Veet and her “kitty” is prickly it has the following characteristics:

– it goes “poo poo”

– it looks too rough around the edges, kind of lack an untamed badboy

– when it looks like a crazy dog, lolita doesn’t like it

mix that with an apparently boy cat perving from the window and lolita cat having a slutty’esque voice over (i wonder who sang this marvel)

so girls, want your “kitty” to be so very soft……. run to the shops and get your Veet wax or razors. no one wants a “kitty” looking like a crazy dog


France’s most famous football bimbo is back

if you happened to have been one of the ones who were lucky enough to read one of my old posts about an underage bleached and siliconed stripper/hooker who “did” France’s national football team (yeah pretty much the whole team), you’ll be glad to know she is now one of France’s national treasures

Zahia Dehar now has a fan club, sponsors brands, participates in well paid photo shoots and even has her very own website www.zahia.com

she can now afford a better hair stylist to bleach her black roots, she can also afford to buy more fabric to cover her ass but she chooses not to…….she is right though, if your ass was your bread maker you wouldn’t cover it would you

i will now throw you a challenge………can you find the naughty striptease video on Zahia’s website? if you find it the rewards will be endless (mostly spiritual)


Adidas is all- especially when they smash Marseilles

no i don’t live on the moon and yes i know what chaos and insanity is happening everywhere. so for those who sent me a few smack smoking emails about how i don’t care and why do i post random shit, well 1-non of your business if i care or don’t, 2-how is me posting random shit relevant to me caring or not, 3-what will i add with yet another libya/yemen/egypt/tunisia/algeria/bahrain/japan post do? will it make things better? no i dont think so, will it make you fell any better? no i dont think so either, do i care if you feel better? no i dont think so, do i care how you feel at all? no i dont think so either, 4-i like random shit, random shit is what im all about

anyyyhow. now just to annoy those emailers because actually i do care about your feelings, when you tell me you are pissed off ill do my best to push you to the limits of your pissed-offness to see what happens next 🙂

just sharing a great piece of marketing by Adidas, they projected an hour long 3D/music show on one of Marseilles’s (France) main monuments palais du Pharo, enjoy (sound curtsy of DJ Cut Killer)

if you’ve been reading this blog long enough u’d know i’m an ad-dict (see see see what i did there…..im on fire baby), so naturally I’m also giving you the original Adidas ad that started the “Adidas is all” campaign